What the World Needs Now

Pride '09 has come and gone, but before you go back to your regular routine of self-loathing and pity, let's recap what we're thankful for:

4. Rainbow pinwheels.


3. Reckless barbecuing.


2. Lucite heels!


1. A beautiful boyfriend/Having friends who take pictures of you whilst you're licking your chops.


But most of all I'm thankful for Cheryl Burton. You see, the guy standing next to us on the parade route was wearing a tank top that read, "Fuck me, I'm famous," and when Chicago's sexiest television news anchor passed by on the Channel 7 float, she pointed to him and mouthed, "ME TOO!"



God bless you Cheryl Burton! You and your french-tip manicure are exactly what the world needs now.