Saturday, February 23, 2008

I Knew He Was A Rocker From His Tight Jeans And Retarded Name

The Chicago Reader alerted me to what has to be the most unfortunate name in all of rock:

Aren't rockers supposed to have some creative license with names? And please let this not be the name Jay-Jay chose for himself.

Anyway, I'd advise him to change his last name (real or imagined) post haste. And - ahem - while he's at it, he may want to do something about his "look", since this photo from Spin isn't convincing me that Jay isn't actually mentally disabled:

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